newt gingrich

family values porn fan of the year

joe biden

the only non-smug picture ever taken of him

larry craig

restroom footsie champion

chuck shumer

ny senator

bill frist

senate majority leeeeeabrains

general stanley mcchrystal

too cool in kabul

anthony weiner

don't google his name at work

robert gates

secretary of defense

david vitter

a senator who likes prostitutes, i'm shocked

glenn beck

i got 912 problems but a sane grasp of reality ain't one

mark foley

55/m/bicurious

mitch mcconnell

senate minority leader from pan's labyrinth

john boehner

heh boner

mark sanford

slayer of 'tine tang

chris matthews

hardballer

dick cheney

advanced interrogator

gen antonio taguba

retired army major general

lawrence eagleburger

the burg

jeff immelt

CEO of GE

robert mueller

director of fbi

alberto gonzales

ex us attorney general

bernie madoff

prison bitch

robert gibbs

white house press secretary

tom daschle

ex Senator of South Dakota

kenneth lewis

CEO of Bank of America

tim geithner

us sec of treas